[ID: A short comic drawn sketchily in monochrome, with a couple of red accents. The first, small panel shows a news headline on a wall which reads “SPIDER-WOMAN SAVES DAY AGAIN!” followed by a much larger panel showing the rest of the wall it’s attached to, which has been covered by a giant web that reads “I’M NONBINARY ASSHOLES”, and then in smaller text “MY NAME IS WEAVER!” and “WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS”. A small, wide panel reads “the next day:” and the final panel is of another news headline that reads “SPIDER-WOMAN SAYS SHE’S NONBINARY”, with a spidersona/OC character below it shown from the back, with their head bowed and their hands up against the wall either side of the poster, shaking with frustration. End ID.]
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I think weaver’s actual nemesis is their universe’s equivalent of j jonah jameson, who is not actively malicious but IS extremely dense
this does not necessarily apply to chrome-based browsers but it very well can. ymmv
Click here to get firefox, and once you install it, firefox will ask if you want to import all of your logins, bookmarks and settings from Chrome or whatever else you browsed with.
However, there is also AdNauseam which is built atop uBlock and will silently click on every ad it blocks so you can fuck with advertising companies. Essentially, this poisons whatever information profile they’ve built up on you. AdNauseam was even banned on the Google Web Store in 2017, so you can tell it works and that Google fucking HATES IT.
Concept: a woman is holding hands with a robot, and the woman is wearing a shirt that says “I like my women like I like my keyboards” on the front and “mechanical” on the back, over an exploded view of a cherry mx brown keyswitch.
The robot’s shirt says “flesh lover” in the old recaptcha distorted text style. The back has “select all the squares with the cutest girl” and a 3x3 montage of photos of the woman currently holding her right hand.
obligatory Gee, I sure wish robots were shoving their lesbianism down MY throat!
I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I’m almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I’m gonna build in there when I’m done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!
every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry
you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”
Ieitner is probably the funniest tma character because all he wanted was a collection of spooky books and when it inevitably went wrong it meant that every single time someone found a spooky book (which would have happened anyways even if he hadn’t collected them) they see his name on the book and decide to hate his freaking guts lmao
okay okay so like i don’t wanna kill the party but i just saw an instagram shop selling a shirt that says now i am become death the destroyer of worlds in barbie font and i just sigh i just like i get the novelty of barbie and oppenheimer weekend but i have got to stress the bomb changed the entire world forever and wiped out over a quarter of a million people i think maybe we gotta kinda take a step back here when we start selling it as if it’s fun hot girl summer fodder
before you start babygirling oppenheimer just know that from what i’ve heard the film does not address downwinders, does not have a singular japanese person in it, and exploited our museums by claiming photos on loan for personal use (meaning they did not have to pay a penny to use them in the film despite being a multi-million dollar production).
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?
Tma has genuinely ruined me I think. Every time I harass my cat I start doing a Jon impression. “Statement of a very small cat about being kissed on the forehead.”
“MaOOOW”
“End of statement. I don’t know if I quite believe this one. However it is quite fascinating. My research shows that she’s continued being a very cute little kitten.”
I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.
Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode
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